Here is an excerpt from a newer piece that is being considered for publication.

OH, HOLY NIGHT!

Chapter One 

My mama walked into the kitchen this evening. Her dewy face framed by a pink polka dot pussy-bow blouse. Her wide gait announced the underwear lines on the behind of her bumblebee yellow slacks, the elastic digging into her juicy flesh. With each step, she tugged at the hem of the matching pantsuit jacket. 

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph,” she shouted — “The Lord has provided, and this jacket is bursting at the seams with the uncomfortable proof.” 

My dumb sister and me fell off our seats laughing. “Your panties are squeezing you so tight, Lilly Anne — you could make a whole pitcher of sweet butt lemonade,” I said. 

Lilly Anne stopped in her tracks. “One day you will get a taste of what you dish out, little Missy.” 

It’s true... I’m mean. It’s one of those things most kids get a chance to grow out of. 

Pleased to make your acquaintance. I am Precious, and my sister over there is Moments. We are 13-year-old eternal twins. Lilly Anne says when we go, it will be together, and we’ll be together forever. Isn’t that the sweetest? 

l gotta tell you something else very real. Mama was most definitely pulling off this pantsuit look. I wished right then that when I grew older, I could be mostly like Lilly Anne. But that was not in the cards.